hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

teamrocketing:

if you tell me something is too difficult for me, chances of me doing it anyway just to spite you are raised by 3000%

fromaskingtoalexandria-ptv:

buckys—winter:

If there was one photoset that best described me as a person, this would be it.

(Source: slyitherin)

dateswithweights:

This is how I feel about bananas.

(Source: lolgifs.net)


"Someone is really into our new shoes."
-kourtneykardash
tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators